Akash Kalia is a fat, dark, hairy, Indian dude, dating a very white, white girl Melanie. How does she deal with the smell of curry in his house, his car, all over his body. Come on, even you politically correct people know what I'm talking about. In between the bottom of his balls and his asshole must smell like a mixture of shit, sweat, Indian spices and mildew, YUM YUM.